Open Letter to President Goodluck Jonathan as he budgets millions of Naira for animals

Dear Jonathan,

Would you like for me to be the giraffe in your Aso rock zoo so that i can feed well and be merry?

Being human under your administration is one heck of a job---filled with misery, uncertainty, and hunger.

I shed tears whenever I dare imagine that these animals are feeding on fresh fruits and vegetables while I have to feed on Agege bread and water, with no chance of butter inside that bread---no fruits, nuts, or vegetables.

Sometimes, all I have as a meal in a day is gala and pure water.

These animals have comprehensive healthcare and as a human being, all I have is Panadol.

Jonathan, can I grow the hoofs, tail and long ears you require to classify me as a possible Aso Rock zoo candidate?

May I apply for the position of chief animal in Aso Rock zoo?

Thank you, sir.

The anonymous writer comment as 'Guguru'

READ:  President Jonathan budgets millions of Naira for animals and maintenance of Aso Rock Zoo


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