Open Letter to President Goodluck Jonathan as he budgets millions of Naira for animals
Would you like for me to be the giraffe in your Aso rock zoo so that i can feed well and be merry?
Being human under your administration is one heck of a job---filled with misery, uncertainty, and hunger.
I shed tears whenever I dare imagine that these animals are feeding on fresh fruits and vegetables while I have to feed on Agege bread and water, with no chance of butter inside that bread---no fruits, nuts, or vegetables.
Sometimes, all I have as a meal in a day is gala and pure water.
These animals have comprehensive healthcare and as a human being, all I have is Panadol.
Jonathan, can I grow the hoofs, tail and long ears you require to classify me as a possible Aso Rock zoo candidate?
May I apply for the position of chief animal in Aso Rock zoo?
Thank you, sir.
The anonymous writer comment as 'Guguru'
READ: President Jonathan budgets millions of Naira for animals and maintenance of Aso Rock Zoo