Cop bashes British Prime Minister’s car! lol!

A DOZY police bodyguard put a giant gash - costing an estimated £5,000 to repair - in David Cameron's limo yesterday.

Despite warning shouts from officials, the Met Police driver ploughed into a high kerb as he picked up the PM at the end of a visit to riot-ravaged Salford. The bash left a deep dent in the £200,000 Jaguar XJ's front passenger door, as well as an ugly scrape along its base.

A No10 source said: "The bill will be paid for out of the Metropolitan Police's budget. It's their car, and their error."