60-Year-Old Grandma Stabs Boyfriend For Cheating At Monopoly Game

It was just a typical Monday night at the Chavez residence in Santa Fe, New Mexico. Laura Chavez was just hanging out with her boyfriend, Clyde Smith, and her 10-year-old grandson, playing Monopoly and getting drunk.

But then Smith accused poor Clyde of cheating, and things got a little ugly. After arguing over the alleged cheating for a little while, the 60-year-old Chavez sent her grandson to bed at around 11 pm. However, the drunken Monopoly argument continued, eventually reaching a climax when Chavez smashed a glass bottle over Clyde’s head and then stabbed him with a knife. 

When the cops arrived, they found Smith bleeding heavily and Chavez sitting under the porch covered in blood. When they asked her if the blood was Smith’s, grandma replied, “Yes, I fucked him up.” 

Though it’s unclear exactly what Chavez thought Smith was doing, it is clear that she is currently sitting in jail on charges of aggravated battery with a deadly weapon and battery on a law enforcement officer. Apparently, the cops would not accept her “Get Out of Jail Free” card, because bail was set at $5,000.